Remedial life courses just for men - designed by women ...
- Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop
- Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge
- Dressing Up: Beyond the Funeral and the Wedding
- Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead
- Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum?: You CAN tell the Difference!
- If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away: Accepting Loss I
- If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the refrigerator Won't Bring It Back:
Accepting Loss II
- Going to the Supermarket: It's Not Just for Women Anymore!
- Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In
- Recycling Skills II: Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that the Electronics Came In
- Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink
- Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash Those Towels.
- Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to Run Out of Toilet
Paper!
- Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to the Goodwill
- Retro? Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your 1970s Polyester Shirts
- No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves: Knowing the Limitations of Your Kitchenware
- Romance: More Than a Cable Channel!
- Strange But True!: She Really May NOT Care What "Fourth Down and Ten" Means
- Going Out to Dinner: Beyond the Pizza Hut
- Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Movies That Don't Fall Under the
"Action/Adventure" Category
- Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote
- "I Could Have Played a Better Game Than That!": Why Women Laugh
- Adventures in Housekeeping I: let's Clean the Closet
- Adventures in Housekeeping II: let's Clean Under the Bed
- "I Don't Know": Be the First Man to Say It!
- The Gas Gauge in Your Car: Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty
- Directions: It's Okay to Ask for Them
- Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime
- Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix
It.
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More indicators that you might be from the country ...
- You measure distance in minutes.
- You know several people who have hit a deer.
- Stores don't have shopping carts, they have buggies
- You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what
time of the year.
- All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, or animal
(including pesky insects).
- You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked (and your
car as well).
- You carry jumper cables in your car .... for your own car.
- You own only 4 spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Duke's mayo.
- You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
- The local papers cover national and international news on one page but require 6 pages
for sports.
- You think the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
- There is a Dairy Queen in every town with a population of 1,000 or more.
- Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite pastime known as "goin wal-martin" or off to "Wally
World"
- You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good chili weather.
- A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola or pop......... it's a Coke, regardless of
brand or flavor.
- You recognize that cheese grits and catfish nuggets is a meal that must have been
bestowed upon the people by the Lord Himself.
- You can be satisfied with a meal consisting only of a hunk of bread with flavored flour
and water (a delicacy known as "biscuits 'n gravy").
Submitted by Andy, Gettysburg, Pa.
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You know
you're from the sticks if:
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Dogs' Pet Peeves About Humans
- Blaming your farts on me ... not funny.
- Yelling at me for barking ... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG, YOU IDIOT!!
- How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone.
- Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this
anyway?
- Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose ... stop it.
- Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Imbecile.
- The slight-of-hand-fake-fetch-throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of
the food chain, you nitwit!
Submitted by Julie, Middleburg, VA.
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