Why Parents Have Gray Hair
...The boss of a big company
needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with
one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone
number and was greeted with a child's whispered, "Hello?"
Feeling put out at the inconvenience of
having to talk to a youngster, the boss asked, "Is your Daddy
home?"
"Yes", whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?" the man asked.
To the surprise of the boss, the small
voice whispered, "No."
Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss
asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
"Yes," came the answer.
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Knowing that it was not likely that a
young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would
just leave a message with the person who should be there watching
over the child. "Is there any one there besides you?" the boss
asked the child.
"Yes" whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his
employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy," whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?" asked the boss.
"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the
Fireman", came the whispered answer.
Growing concerned and even worried as he
heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the
phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper" answered the whispering
voice.
"What is going on there?" asked the boss,
now alarmed.
In an awed whispering voice the child
answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."
Alarmed, concerned, and more than just a
little frustrated, the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied
along with a muffled giggle: "Me"
Submitted by
Bill, Narberth, Pa.