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Three women escape from
prison: one is a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde...
They run for miles until they come upon an
old barn...
They decide to hide in the hayloft to
rest. When they climb up, they find three gunnysacks and decide to
put them over their heads for camouflage.
About an hour later the sheriff and his
deputy come into the barn. The sheriff tells his deputy to go up
and check out the hayloft.
When he gets up there, the sheriff asks
him what he sees.
The deputy tells him, "just three
gunnysacks".
The sheriff tells him to find out what is
in them.
The deputy kicks the first bag, which has
the redhead in it, and she says, "Woof! Woof!"
The deputy tells the sheriff that there is
a dog in the first bag.
Then he kicks the bag with the brunette in
it and she says "Meow! Meow!"
The deputy reports that there is a cat in
the second bag.
Then he kicks the one with the blonde in
it and there is no sound at all, so he kicks it again, a little
harder, and the blonde says, "Potatoes."
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Interesting True
Tombstones!
- Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:
Born 1903-Died 1942 Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the
car was on the way down. It was.
- In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery: Here
lies an Atheist All dressed up And no place to go.
- On the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East
Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia: Here lies Ezekial Aikle, Age
102. The Good Die Young.
- In a London, England cemetery: Here
lies Ann Mann, Who lived an old maid But died an old Mann. Dec.
8, 1767
- In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery:
Anna Wallace: The children of Israel wanted bread, And the Lord
sent them manna. Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil
sent him Anna.
- In a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:
Here lies Johnny Yeast.. Pardon me For not rising.
- In a Uniontown, Pennsylvania, cemetery:
Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake. Stepped on the gas Instead
of the brake.
- In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery:
Here lays The Kid. We planted him raw. He was quick on the
trigger But slow on the draw.
- A lawyer's epitaph in England: Sir John
Strange. Here lies an honest lawyer, And that is Strange.
- John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne,
England, cemetery: Reader, if cash thou art In want of any, Dig
6 feet deep; And thou wilt find a Penny.
- In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:
On the 22nd of June, Jonathan Fiddle Went out of tune.
- Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg
Falls, Vermont: Here lies the body of our Anna - Done to death
by a banana. It wasn't the fruit that laid her low, But the skin
of the thing that made her go.
- On a grave from the 1880s in Nantucket,
Massachusetts: Under the sod and under the trees, Lies the body
of Jonathan Pease. He is not here, there's only the pod. Pease
shelled out and went to God.
- In a cemetery in England: Remember man,
as you walk by, As you are now, so once was I. As I am now, so
shall you be. Remember this and follow me.
- To which someone replied by writing on
the tombstone: To follow you I'll not consent Until I know which
way you went.
Submitted by Dolly, Myersville, Md.
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Wonder what the photos taken 10 minutes later of the folks on the
roof showed ...
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