Humor Additions for Friday, Sept 5th, 2003


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While attending a marriage seminar on communication...

Tom and his wife Peg listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He addressed the men, "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"

Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "Pillsbury All Purpose, isn't it?"

The rest of the story is not pleasant.

Submitted by Debbie, Middletown, Md.
 

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A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to thaw out  ...

... during one particularly icy winter. Because both had jobs, they had difficulty coordinating their travel schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day.

Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. There he opened his laptop and sent his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis. However, he accidentally left off one letter in her email address and sent the e-mail to the wrong address, without realizing his error.

In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who had been "called home to glory" following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail expecting messages from relatives and friends.

Upon reading the first message, she fainted and fell to the floor. Hearing the crash, the widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother, and read the e-mail still on the screen.

To: My Loving Wife From: Your Departed Husband Subject: I've Arrived!

I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. It sure is hot down here!

Submitted by John, Fairfax, Va.
 

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Quick Eye Exam...

Count the number of F's in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS

How many?

Three?

Wrong, there are six - no joke! The brain cannot process the word "OF".

Incredible or what?

Anyone who counts all six F's on the first go is a genius Three is normal.

Submitted by Bill, Narberth, Pa.
 

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This years top cute pet pictures ... take 6 ... "OK dog, make my day ... pee on my catnap plant one more time ..."

 


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