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| Bob walks into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sits down next to this blonde at the bar... ... and stares up at the TV. The
10:00 news was just coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building about to jump.
The blonde looks at Bob and says, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob says, "You know, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to Bob and said, "Fair is fair. Here's your money."
Bob replies, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again.
Submitted by Bill, Narberth, Pa.
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Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...
- That's not right: Sum Ting Wong
- Are you harboring a fugitive?: Hu Yu Hai Ding
- See me ASAP: Kum Hia Nao
- Small Horse: Tai Ni Po Ni
- Did you go to the beach?: Wai Yu So Tan
- I bumped into a coffee table: Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
- I think you need a face lift: Chin Tu Fat
- It's very dark in here: Wao So Dim
- I thought you were on a diet: Wai Yu Mun Ching
- This is a tow away zone: No Pah King
- Our meeting is scheduled for next week: Wai Yu Kum Nao
- Staying out of sight: Lei Ying Lo
- He's cleaning his automobile: Wa Shing Ka
- Your body odor is offensive: Yu Stin Ki Pu
- Great: Fa Kin Su Pah
Submitted by Andy, Gettysburg, Pa.
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Humorous reflections on Marriage ...
- You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
- At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other women replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
- A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted." Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
- When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
- Eighty percent of married men cheat in the USA The rest cheat in Canada.
- A woman is incomplete until she is married.... Then she is finished.
- A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
- Young son: "Is it true Dad that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: "That happens in every country, son."
- Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
- You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she.
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