Fall classes for women at the adult learning center
Note: due to the complexity and difficulty level Of their contents, class sizes will be limited to 8 participants maximum.
Class 1: Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat - Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..
Class 2: Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3: Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4: Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5: Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6: How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program. - Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7: Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? - Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8: Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT! - Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9: I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials. - Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10: How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.- Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11: Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield .Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12: How to Shop by Yourself. - Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Upon completion of ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
Submitted by Dick, Williamsport, Md.
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