Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit more clear . . .
IN PRISON: you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK: you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON: you get three meals a day.
AT WORK: you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
IN PRISON: you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK: you get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON: the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK: you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON: you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK: you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON: you get your own toilet.
AT WORK: you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
IN PRISON: they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK: you can't even speak to your family.
IN PRISON: all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK: you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON: you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK: you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON: you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK: they are called managers.
***** So why is it again that we work? *****
Submitted by Stan, Fairfield, Pa.