The
other day I was in the local auto part
store. A lady came in and asked for a
seven ten cap.
We all
looked at each other and said,
"What's a seven ten cap?"
She said
"You know, it's right on the engine.
Mine got lost some how and I need a new
one."
"What
kind of a car is it on," they asked?
Now I'm thinking maybe an old Datsun Seven
Ten but no, she said its a Buick. "OK
lady, how big is it?"
She makes
a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches
in diameter.
"What
does it do?," we asked. She said,
"I don't know, but its always been
there."
One of us
gave her a note pad and asked her if she
could draw a picture of it. So she makes a
circle about 3 1/2 inches in diameter and
in the center she writes 710.
The guys
behind the counter are looking at it
upside down as she writes it ... and they
just fall down behind the counter laughing
so hard in hysterics.
One guy
said, "I think you want an oil
cap." She said, "Seven Ten cap,
oil cap, I don't care what you call it, I
just need one, and I don't see what is so
damned funny about it."
Yes, she
was a blonde.
Note: If
you read "710" upside down....
it is spells OIL!!