| One day, Jimmy Joe saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.
Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
"Bubba, where'd you get that truck?!?"
"Bobby Sue gave it to me" Bubba replied.
"She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"
"Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened. We were driving out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowhere. Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel
drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said 'Bubba, take whatever you want'. So I took the truck!"
"Bubba, you're a smart man!. Them clothes woulda never fit you".
Submitted by Stan, Fairfield, Pa.
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| A salesman is driving toward home in northern California ... ... when he sees an Indian thumbing for a ride on the side of
the road. Because the trip has been long and quiet, he stops the car to let the Indian get in. After a bit of small talk, the Indian notices a brown bag on the front seat.
"What in bag?" asks the Indian.
"Its a bottle of wine. I got it for my wife," says the salesman.
The Indian is silent for a moment, and then says,
"Good trade."
Submitted by Joe, Emmitsburg, Pa
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| The owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.
"What's with that guy over there by the wall?" ask the owner
"Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative." Replied the clerk.
"You idiot!" Yelled the owner" You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!"
"Of course you can!" replied the clerk, "Look at him; he's afraid to cough!"
Submitted by Andy, Gettysburg, Pa.
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