• Sneezing may be a symptom of pregnancy. Expectant mothers often sneeze for no apparent reason.
• Snoop Dogg's real name is Cordozar Calvin Broadus Jr.
• The typical pine cone is female.
• The first World Wide Web search engine was called Wandex.
• According to a recent study, 87% of women use scissors as their first throw when playing "Rock, Scissors, Paper."
• "Anhedonia" is an inability to experience pleasure from normally pleasurable experiences.
• Ancient Greeks believed wearing amethysts would help keep a person from becoming drunk.
• The original Scrabble game didn't have a board. It was played with tiles only.
• Alfred Hitchcock had a morbid fear of eggs (ovaphobia).
• The risk of having an auto accident is about four times higher for drivers using cell phones (whether handheld or hands-free).
• The U.S. has the highest dog population in the world. France has the second highest.
• In a typical restaurant, customers get 27 cents worth of food for each dollar they spend.
• In casinos, $50 bills are known as "frogs" and are considered by many to be bad luck.
• During the ice age, there were six-foot tall "mammoth penguins."
• Bubbles in champagne were seen by early wine makers as a highly undesirable defect, one that should be prevented.
• "Typhlobasia" is the practice of closing one's eyes when kissing.
• Just less than one quarter of the people in the world are vegetarians.
• William Howard Taft was the first golfer to become President.
• It is tradition in countries such as Venezuela and Peru to wear yellow underwear on New Year's Day for good luck throughout the coming year.

• When a man decides to marry, it may be the last decision he'll ever make.
• Some men who speak with authority at work know enough to bow to a higher authority at home
• A dish towel will certainly wipe the contented look off a married man's face
• Love is the quest, marriage is the conquest, divorce is the inquest.
• An engagement is an urge on the verge of a merge.
• Marriage brings music to a man's life. He learns to play second fiddle.
• Getting married is one mistake every man should make.
• A well-informed man is one whose wife has just told him what she thinks of him.
• Courtship, unlike proper punctuation, is a period before a sentence.
• The argument you just won with your wife isn't over yet.

and lastly...

• Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have been these very defects which prevented her from getting a better husband than the one she married!

• Hundreds of volunteers have started to stack sandbags around you.
• Doctor tells you your weight would be perfect for a man 17 feet tall.
• You are responsible for a slight but measurable shift in the earth's axis.
• Right this minute you're laughing up pie on the carpet.
• You decide to take a little nap and wake up in mid-July.
• World's fattest man sends you a telegram, warning you to "back off!"
• CBS tells you to lose weight or else.
• Getting off your couch requires help from the fire department.
• Every escalator you step on immediately grinds to a halt.
• You're sweating' gravy.