• Things You Don't Want to Hear Over an Airline PA (10/12)
• Fay was a busy housewife with a demanding husband, six children and a large house (8/31)
• The Pharmacist's Monday Morning (6/27)
• 9 Things That Will Disappear In Our Lifetime (6/8)
• What Would Dear Abby Say? (6/3)
• A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about (5/6)
• Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday... (4/22)
• Ways To Get Rid Of Telemarketers (4/11)
• An American, a Russian, and an Egyptian, were circumnavigating the globe... (3/7)
• Quotations taken from actual letters received by a state Welfare Department... (2/7)
• A biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops (2/7)
• As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and a note in his mouth... (1/10)
• Two Irish nuns had just arrived in the USA by boat... (1/7)

• As scientists and concerned citizens... (12/20)
• Top 10 Signs You Smoke Too Much (11/1)
• A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do the housework (10/8)
• Actual insurance claim statements (9/20)
• An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam... (9/8)
• How to get rid of telemarketers (8/30)
• A flight attendant on a United Air Lines cross-country flight... (8/6)
• Quotes taken from actual letters received by the Welfare Department... (8/4)
• Various Pentagon rules for engaging the enemy ... (7/19)
• End of the World Headlines (6/21)
• The Things That Drive A Sane Person Mad (6/9)
• I was sitting in my room watching television when the phone rang... (6/7)
• A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time... (5/21)
• Not long ago I met the waitress of my dreams... (5/14)
• Bill had always been a prankster. As each of his friends were married... (5/10)
• A guy was being sold a very cheap suit (4/23)
• Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents... (4/23)
• Keep this philosophy in mind the next time you hear or are about to repeat a rumor (4/16)
• When the wealthy businessman choked on a fish bone at a restaurant... (3/22)
• A young couple were touring southern Florida and happened to stop at a rattlesnake farm... (3/15)
• Famous People Resume Qualifications (3/12)
• How to tell if the restaurant is not first rate (3/8)
• Let's Grade a Nigerian Scam Letter (3/5)
• Usually public municipalities have the job of removing snow from the streets in the town (3/1)
• More medical records [supposedly] taken from patients' medical charts (2/26)
• Chutzpah is a Yiddish word meaning gal (2/24)
• The shipwrecked mariner had spent several years on a deserted island (2/22)
• American Toyota Workers Look Through their Hiring Contract (2/5)
• Jokes From The Edinburgh Fringe (1/6)
• A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked... (1/4)

2009

• The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail (11/30)
• Jill received a bill from the hospital for her recent surgery... (11/27)
• A man goes to the doctor to find out about his tests (11/25)
• Defining Characteristics .....of Slow People (11/16)
• Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee (11/2)
• A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween Party (10/30)
• Weirdest Movie Titles (10/14)
• Headlines From The "Wizard of Oz" (9/25)
• A firm with a sense of humour (9/17)
• Funniest Joke of the Fringe 2009 (8/31)
• Every Friday afternoon, a mathematician goes down to the bar... (8/28)
• Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip (8/21)
• Excuses, excuses... (8/19)
• All in the Perspective (8/3)
• Dear Abby Admitted She Was at a Loss to Answer the Following (7/29)
• Recently one Congressman from a Bible belt congressional district... (7/22)
• A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job (7/8)
• There were two high school sweethearts who dated chastely... (6/15)
• A guy who's hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree (6/10)
• Worried patient: 'Doctor, I'm very worried (6/8)
• Sarcastic Dares (6/5)
• A travel agent looked up from his desk and saw an older lady... (6/3)
• A couple college kids, Stan and Ryan... (6/1)
• A guy walks into a bar with an octopus (4/24)
• What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones (4/13)
• The following are a few simple ways to keep burglars out of the house... (4/13)
• The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What’ll you have?" (4/3)
• A Stock Market Dictionary for the past year investor (4/1)
• How to tell if the driver in front of you is not skilled at driving (3/30)
• The studies show that one in three Americans have hypertension... (3/23)
• Are you tired of those sissy ' friendship' poems that always sound good... (3/13)
• Top Ten Signs You've Eaten Too Much (2/13)
• A journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse... (1/26)
• A philosopher went into a closet for ten years to contemplate the question (1/21)
• Pet Peeves and A Joy (1/19)
• Your Favorite Prescription Is Being Pulled? (1/14)

2008

• The Best Gunfighter (12/22)
• How to Save the Airlines... (12/19)
• It's Christmas time! Nasty things you can do at Wal-Mart (11/28)
• New Products For Tough Economic Times (11/19)
• A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops (11/14)
• How to tell that your old incumbent shouldn't run for mayor again (11/7)
• A man had to be taken to hospital still attached to a steel toilet...  (11/3)
• Things you shouldn't do while driving... (11/3)
• Air Gigantica Airlines Announces Fee Changes (10/20)
• Signs your Bank is On Shaky Grounds... (10/10)
• Prince Charles decided to take up jogging (10/6)
• The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday (10/3)
• Advertising Definitions (9/22)
• A man goes to a psychologist and says, "Doc I got a real problem... (9/10)
• A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him with a frying pan (7/21)
• An armless man walked into a bar that is empty except for the bartender (7/7)
• A woman answered her front door and found two little boys standing there holding a list (6/23)
• Two Aboriginal lads are riding along the Great Eastern Highway on a motorbike (6/4)
• I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle (5/26)
• We're about to enter the peak of the hurricane season (5/7)
• An 17-year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she was pregnant (4/30)
• Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good but... (4/23)
• There was a mine in a small town that had completely collapsed (4/21)
• An engineer, a psychologist, and a theologian were hunting... (4/7)
• A young trial lawyer was defending a man accused of burglary, known for being witty... (4/4)
• This Year's Stupid People Award Winners (4/2)
• A football player had an eye gouged out during a particularly violent game (3/21)
• Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin... (3/3)
• A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked (2/29)
• After returning home from his honeymoon ... (2/25)
• There was a Pastor whose wife was expecting a baby... (1/30)
• A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful Diamond bracelet... (1/21)
• A couple of old guys were golfing one day... (1/2)

• 'Say, what's your name?' the bartender asked the first duck (12/10)
• A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall (10/8)
• Murphy's Laws Of Combat (9/12)
• Great Answer from Florida Sheriff!!! (9/3)
• A wilderness area asked hikers to fill out comment cards (8/24)
• At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word "service." (7/9)
• In a number of carefully controlled trials... (6/15)
• A man approaches an ice cream van and asks, "I'd like a scoops of chocolate ice cream" (6/6)
• Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife (6/4)
• A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour ... (5/9)
• Disney to hold press conference at 10:00 a.m. tomorrow (4/23)
• A motorcycle officer stops a man for running a red light (4/13)
• Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long commercial flight (3/23)
• Three guys go into a bar: a guy from Dallas, a guy from San Francisco, and a guy from Boulder (3/12)
• The Vanilla Ice-cream Window (2/19)
• Tim O'Rourke was walking his Irish Setter in the country side. (2/16)
• The Bathtub Test (2/11)
• An Ethical Dilemma - What Would You Do? (2/2)
• Letter from Australia No. 1 (1/8)

2006

• Murphy's Law - The Tech Version (12/11)
• Top Five Most Frivolous Cases Filed By New York City Prisoners (11/20)
• A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot. He sees a couple in a car ... (11/13)
• A young doctor moved out to a small community to replace the aging doctor there (11/10)
• A Navy officer was cutting through the crew's quarters of his ship one day ... (10/9)
• I turned on the computer as usual this morning, only to see 'Start up file not found. Reboot.' (8/11)
• A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her ... (8/9)
• Brief political observation (7/10)
• Two patients limp into two different American Medical clinics with the same complaint (6/26)
• A farmer was sitting on his porch one hot summers day ... (5/8)
• Places I'd Rather Not Live (5/5)
• A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do the housework (4/28)
• An Australian Love Poem (Who said Australian men weren't romantic? (4/19)
• Word Scrabble ... (4/7)
• A US Navy cruiser anchored in the Mississippi for a week's shore leave (3/31)
• 21st Century Sayings Take 3 (3/8)
• So you have had trouble with your neighbours? Can't stand then, in fact? (2/13)
• 21st Century Sayings - Take 2 (2/10)
• In Praise of Humor (2/1)
• 21st Century Sayings (1/30)
• In the future, if Prince Charles decides to remarry, somebody please warn the Pope! (1/13)

2005

• I went to the US Patent Office yesterday trying to register some of my inventions (10/17)
• A man was coming home from a long day at work when he got a call on his cell phone. (10/5)
• A lot of folks cannot understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. (9/23)
• Radon applications of mathematical operators ... (9/17)
• Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France victory ... (9/9)
• A young priest gets up in the morning and goes to breakfast (8/5)
• Top 10 Indicators That Your Employer Has Changed to a Cheaper Health Care Plan (7/15)
• Cinderella is now 95 years old. (6/24)
• A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. (6/22)
• A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp ... (4/1)
• A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. (3/28)
• Ordering a Pizza in 2008 ... (3/16)
• The Military today and in 1945 (3/9)
• A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa ... (2/25)
• A dog had followed his owner to school... (2/14)
• Mattel has recently announced the release of the Limited-Edition Barbies (1/3)

2004

• Road Rage and the Perceptive Policeman (12/29)
• Inner Peace (12/13)
• Brain twisters (12/8)
• An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish building ... (9/29)
• A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve ... (9/20)
• A golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. (8/23)
• A bus carrying ugly people crashes into an truck, and everyone inside the bus dies. (8/16)
• Various Pentagon rules for engaging the enemy ... (7/23)
• It was a Saturday afternoon, and I had rushed down to the local supermarket ... (5/28)
• A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids. (5/12)
• A college professor, an avowed Atheist, was teaching his class. (5/2)
• A women in the group of Americans Touring Ireland was a real curmudgeon ... (4/23)
• A farmer had five female pigs and, as times were hard ... (4/21)
• The IRS sent their auditor to a synagogue ... (3/12)
• The coach had put together the perfect team for the Baltimore Ravens ... (2/4)
• A duke is hunting in a forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he comes upon a tree. (1/23) 
• The Pope dies of old age and finds himself at the Gates of Heaven at 0300. (1/1)

2003

• Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your..." (12/19)
• Things to know, and things to consider before choosing an HMO... (11/19)
• Best Messages on Telephone Answering Machines for 2003 ... (10/15)
• The Dali Lama's Personality Test ... (10/8)
• A man from Texas, driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce ... (10/3)
• The LAPD, FBI, and CIA were trying to prove who is the best at apprehending criminals. (9/24)
• The continuing adventures of the time traveler stuck here in 2003 ... (8/8)
• I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003- my dimensional warp generator stopped working. (7/28)
• A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot. (7/11)
• We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply ... (7/9)
• An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. (6/27)
• Four ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are. (6/23)
• A woman goes into Wal Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. (6/9)
• A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. (6/2)
• A fireman is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl ... (5/26)
• A man walks into a restaurant with an ostrich behind him ... (5/23)
• Here's a quick explanation of modern military terms: (5/14)
• 3 guys died and when they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter met them there. (3/17)
• Two nuns were watching a baseball game ... (2/24)

2002

• Things to consider before choosing an HMO (11/18)
• An American soldier, serving in World War II ... (10/18)
• A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment (10/14)
• A pastor walked into a neighborhood pub. (10/9)
• Try your hand at the test given by the Human Relations Department (9/23)
• This is a genuine psychological test. (9/16)
• Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. (8/30)
• A Texan died and ascended into Heaven. (8/2)
• A Indian, Muslim and a Cowboy are sitting in a bar: (7/15)
• You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. (7/1)
• A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. (6/26)
• Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate ... (6/12)
• One day a farmer's donkey fell into an abandoned well. (5/10)
• Murray was sitting in a pub in Ireland one afternoon ... (4/5)
• A young boy goes off to college, but about 1/3 way through the semester ... (4/1)
• Many of you are aware that a few weeks ago, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled ... (3/20)
• Len called home one afternoon to see what his wife was making for dinner. (2/25)
• Four worms were placed into four separate jars. (2/22)
• When the Europeans found this land, the Indians were running it pretty well. (1/18)
• A Cajun named, Jean Paul, moved to Texas and bought a donkey (1/16)
• Four guys are driving cross-country together. (1/14)
• A man doing market research knocked on a door ... (1/2)

2001

• A woman goes to her boyfriend's' parents' house for dinner (12/7)
• A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. (9/21)
• An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. (8/24)
• Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day ... (7/20)
• A wimpy, geeky little dork ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx  (7/9)
• Alaska Bound by Scott Adams (6/18)
• A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding ... (6/11)
• A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a small house.  (5/10)
• Fire authorities found a corpse in a burned out section of forest fire... (5/8)
• A Gun Refresher Course (5/4)
• Hank finally told his fiancée that he had to break off their engagement... (4/26)
• A small, balding man stormed into a local bar and demanded a double ... (4/25)
• An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old crone (4/18) 
• 5 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. (4/12)
• Two guys trying to get in a quick eighteen holes ... (4/5)
• A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates.  (4/2)
• Long ago, there lived a British sailor named Captain Bravo. (3/20)
• As he got older, Joe was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches. (3/19)
• Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate.  (3/6)
• A doctor was having an affair with his nurse.  (2/23)
• More rejected Hallmark Greeting Card: (2/22)
• This little Johnny has a clean act...finally... (2/19)
• An old Jewish couple are sitting around one evening ... (2/9)
• Every year at the state fair Paul entered the lottery for the brand new truck ... (2/8)
• Each child had to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral ... (2/3)
• Parents: You have reached the answering machine of your school ... (1/27)
• There once was a successful rancher who died ... (1/20) 
• This married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest ... (1/19)
• The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk.  (1/17)
• The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date ... (1/3)
• The other day, my friends and I went to a ladies' night club.  (1/2)
• A housewife took a lover during the day while her husband is at work.  (1/1)
• A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen ... (12/25)
• A frenzied man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift. (12/22) 
• A resident in a seaside hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter... (12/18)
• Two guys are driving through Alabama when they get pulled over ... (12/10)
• There once was a happy little fly buzzing around a barn one day ... (12/10)
• The George Carlin Theory About Life (12/5)
• The airliner was sitting on the taxiway with all passengers aboard ... (11/29)
• I'll never forget the first time I took it in my mouth... (11/29)
• A gynecologist tired of his work ... (11/28)
• And they say computers are dumb (11/26)
• In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young woman ... (11/16)
• Sixth grade science teacher Mr. Sampson asks his class ... (11/15)
• Gender Speak (11/14)
• A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. (11/14)
• A young man in the Old West wanted to be the best gunfighter alive. (11/9)
• More good one liners (11/6)
• Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation (11/3)
• A man feeling very depressed walked into a bar ... (11/1)
• John invited his mother over for dinner (10/30)
• City of Los Angeles High School Math Proficiency Exam (10/29)
• Tommy Shaughnessy goes into the confessional box ... (10/27-28)
• A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory ... (10/26)
• For his birthday, Little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. (10/25)
• Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday ... (10/17)
• Bill rents an apartment in Helena ... (10/17)
• If Santa was real and answered his letters... (10/13)
• Stuff you just gotta know (10/12)
• A bus stops and two Italian men get on ... (10/10)
• Top ten times in history when using the "F" word was appropriate (10/6)
• An extremely shy and very modest man went into the hospital on Oct. 31st ... (10/4)
• An elderly Italian man went to his parish priest ... (10/1)
• As an elderly lady sat on her front porch reflecting on her long life ... (9/27)
• A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to first grade (9/27)
• A guy sticks his head in the barber shop ... (9/27)
• A keen Texas lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store... (9/25)
• One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell... (9/23-24)
• A crusty old Navy Officer found himself at a gala event downtown ... (9/22)
• A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice ... (9/22)
• This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem .  . . (9/20)
• Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob... (9/20)
• An exquisite painting, entitled "Home for Lunch", was on display ... (9/17)
• The kindergarten class had a homework assignment ... (9/14)
• This guy owns a horse stud farm ... (9/13)
• A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip . .  . (9/13)
• A girl asks John to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents ... (9/7)
• A golfer whose car broke down flagged down a passing bus ... (9/7)
• Ten simple rules for dating my daughter... (9/6)
• A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas ... (9/3)
• Letter From Aunt Martha (9/1)
• A man decides to have a face lift for his birthday ... (8/27)
• Counting Sheep (8/26)
• An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink . .  (8/25)
• A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. (8/22) 
• Mid-East Dog Fight (8/15)
• Immaculate Conception (8/7)
• Black Sheep (8/7)
• Checking for bees (8/4)
• Punk Rocker (8/1)