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5/11
Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor . . .
A quick illustration of the basic problem of US government . . .
One day a man spotted a lamp by the roadside.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark - Professionals built the Titanic.
5/10
When Bill Gates died, he went up to Heaven, where Saint Peter showed him to his house . . .
A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a small house.
Have you heard the latest? There is an end after all ...
5/9
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony . . .
At a fund raising dinner for a school that serves learning-disabled children . . .
Stories that make you wonder how the human race ever made it out of the stone ages
5/8
Stories that make you wonder how the human race ever made it out of the stone ages
Mrs. Cohen came home from her Sisterhood meeting at the synagogue.
Fire authorities found a corpse in a burned out section of forest fire...
5/7
Things you can't say with a hallmark card
The phone rang in the obituary department of the local newspaper.
Jewish One Liners
5/4
The Pope was on his way to a very important meeting in New York and was running late.
Think you know everything?
A Gun Refresher Course
5/3
You Know You Drink Too Much Coffee When:
What Men Expect in a Wife
Three gentlemen are golfing one sunny day.
After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride . . .
5/2
A devoted wife was taking care of her husband, who had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months.
Things Said in 1959.......
An elderly Jewish woman decided to have her portrait painted.
A
92 year old man went to the doctor to get a physical.
5/1
Questions only someone with too much time on their hands could dream up . . .
A man was driving down the road. He passed a traffic camera and saw it Flash.
More totally useless facts for you to impress your friends with.
New modern day definitions for the modern mother
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