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A new priest is
nervous about hearing confessions . . .
. . .,
so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new
priest hears a couple confessions, then the old priest asks him
to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.
The old priest suggests,
"Cross your arms over your chest and rub your chin with one
hand." The new priest tries this. The old priest suggests,
"Try saying things like, 'I see,' 'yes,' 'go on,' 'I
understand,' and 'how did you feel about that?'"
The new priest says those
things, trying them out.
The old priest says, "Now,
don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee
and saying 'Hot Dang! So What happened next?'"
Submitted by Marianna,
Columbia, Md.
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"Geezers"
are easy to spot; this is slang for an old man.
But at sporting events, during
the playing of the National Anthem, they hold their caps over
their hearts and sing without embarrassment. They know the words
and believe in them.
They remember World War I, the
Depression, World War II, Pearl Harbor, Guadalcanal, Normandy
and Hitler. They remember the Atomic Age, the Korean War, The
Cold War, the Jet Age and the Moon Landing, not to mention
Vietnam.
If you bump into a
"Geezer" on the sidewalk, he'll apologize, pass one on
a street and he'll nod, or tip his hat to a lady.
- "Geezers" trust
strangers and are courtly to women. They hold the door for
the next person and always when walking, make sure the lady
is on the inside for protection.
- "Geezers" get
embarrassed if someone curses in front of women and children
and they don't like violence and filth on TV and in movies.
- Geezers have moral courage.
- Geezers seldom brag unless
its about the grandchildren in Little League or music
recitals.
This country needs
"Geezers" with their decent values and common sense.
We need them now more than ever. It's the "Geezers: who
know our great country is protected, not by
politicians or police, but by
the young men and women in the military serving their country in
foreign lands, just as they did, without a thought except to do
a good job, the best you can and to get home to loved ones.
THANK GOD for "OLD
GEEZERS".
Submitted by Andy,
Gettysburg, Pa.
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Once upon a time
there were three little pigs.
The straw pig, the stick pig,
and the brick pig. One day this nasty old wolf came up to the
straw pig's house and said "I'm gonna huff and puff and
blow your house down." And he did !!!!
So the straw pig went running
over to the stick pig's house and said, "Please let me in,
the wolf just blew down my house." So the stick pig let the
straw pig in. Just then the wolf showed up and said, " I'm
gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." And he
did!!!
So the straw pig and the stick
pig went running over to the brick pig's house and said,
"Let us in, let us in, the big bad wolf just blew our
houses down."
So the brick pig let them in
just as the wolf showed up. The wolf said "I'm gonna huff
and puff and blow your house down." The straw pig and the
stick pig were so scared! But the brick pig picked up the phone
and made a call.
A few minutes passed and a big,
black stretch limo pulls up. Out step two massive pigs in pin
striped suits and fedora hats. These pigs come over to the wolf,
grab him by the neck and beat the living @$*%# out of him, then
one of them pulled out a gun ,stuck it in his mouth and fired,
killing the wolf.
Then they got back into their
limo and drove off. The straw pig and stick pig were amazed !!!
"
Who the hell were those
guys?" they asked.
"Those were my
cousins from Jersey......the Guinea Pigs.
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