• I get irritated when people come down on our police officers... (5/16)
• An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack (1/3)

2010

• We taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment (12/20)
• Not rearing pigs... (9/20)
• 2010 Election Jokes (9/15)
• You know the honeymoon is over when the comedians start in on you! (9/3)
• Profound Statements (7/30)
• A farmer finally decided to buy a TV (3/22)
• An engineer has what I think is the near perfect solution for airport security! (2/26)
• Political Thoughts (1/25)

2009

• The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang (10/23)
• Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN (10/2)
• Politics Quotes (8/7)
• Letter from a Boss... (4/13)
• An economics professor at Texas Tech University, Lubbock, TX... (4/10)
• Easy Economy Fix (4/1)
• Dear President Obama (3/13)
• Income taxes are normally due on April 15th... (2/25)
• Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the Governor's Mansion... (1/7)
• When a company falls on difficult times... (1/5)

2008

• To All My Democrat Friends and Others (12/15)
• The rest of the world cannot understand how after bitter election campaigns... (12/12)
• Over the past eight years Bush has provided us with endless amusement... (11/7)
• On television today, one of Obama's handlers pointed out ... (10/24)
• Once upon a time, in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers... (10/10)
• A group of refugees from Somalia arrive in Australia... (10/1)
• The Conservative Palinguage Guide (9/19)
• Pending Legislation AWNAA Act (9/3)
• I Have to Pass a Urine Test for My Job... So I Agree 100% (8/20)
• Something to think about: "How To Save the Government $5 Million!" (8/18)
• I was talking to a friend of mine's little girl the other day (8/13)
• Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic Hunters/gatherers (8/8)
• Irish outlook on election (7/18)
• At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness (7/14)
• Barack Obama, the lead Presidential Democratic Party candidate... (7/11)
• Years ago, there was an old tale in the Marine Corps about a lieutenant... (7/11)
• The Truth is at hand. Words of greater wisdom here (7/9)
• How To Tell if your favorite congressman is crooked... (5/26)
• Today’s youth are getting the opportunity to vote in their very first national election (5/14)
• Congress Votes to Outsource Presidency (4/30)
• Tired of his low approval ratings, the President called up the head of the CIA... (4/13)
• Oprah Winfrey goes to Dr. Phil and confides in him... (4/4)
• The best surgeon in the world... (3/26)
• A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened (3/7)
• I was traveling in 'Blue State' when a tire on my car blew out (2/29)
• One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their mothers did for a living (2/22)
• Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she's pregnant! (2/20)
• In a news conference Deanna Favre, wife of Green Bay Packer ... (1/16)
• Why Ronald Reagan made such a great president ... (1/14)
• Last month, a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN  (1/7)
• A woman married three times walked into a bridal shop one day ... (1/4)

2007

• The Americans With No Abilities Act (12/14)
• Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute (12/5)
• Top 10 Signs Your Presidential Candidate is Under-Qualified (11/14)
• A professional genealogical researcher, discovered that Hillary Clinton's ... (11/7)
• A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced ... (10/24)
• Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House... (10/19)
• Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening... (10/3)
• One day, the seven dwarfs left to go work in the mine (8/17)
• A young woman was about to finish her first year of college... (7/16)
• July 8th 1947 and its significance in our time (6/22)
• A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country (6/15)
• A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant ... (5/25)
• How to Start Each Day with a Positive Outlook (4/27)
• Here is a little test that will help you decide whether you're a Republican, a Democrat ... (2/21)
• A TV broadcast a documentary about Cold war sense of humour in the USSR (1/17)
• Blue State Bumper Stickers (1/5)

2006

• Einstein dies and goes to heaven... (10/2)
• Political Thoughts (8/25)
• While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies (8/23)
• Humans existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers (8/11)
• Political Science for Dummies (6/19)
• The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains for some sightseeing. (4/12)
• Osama Bin Laden himself decided to send George Bush a letter ... (2/3)
• President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the Methodist church ... (1/23)
• Donald Rumsfeld was giving the president his daily briefing. (1/20)
• Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" ... (1/13)
• Bush Presidential Library Destroyed by Flood (1/4)

2005

• One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut (11/23)
• Frenchisms! (11/18)
• Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican? (11/11)
• Quotes from our esteemed leader - George Bush (10/28)
• If you were asked to name the animals political hacks most closely resemble ... (9/19)
• At long last our president really explained his Social Security Reform Proposal very clearly ... (9/9)
• How Ronald Reagan saw things ... (7/18)
• One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. (7/15)
• Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing ... (7/13)
• While visiting his niece, an elderly man had a heart attack (6/27)
• A Marine squad came upon an insurgent soldier badly injured and unconscious (6/20)
• The fool proof living will everyone should understand ... (4/8)
• No Child Left Behind: The Football Version ... (2/16)

2004

• The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada ... (12/3)
• Laughing Bush Out of Office (11/1)
• Once upon a time, God was missing for six days. (10/25)
• Republican National Convention Schedule  (8/30)
• Senator Narrowly Escapes Wreck ... (7/28)
• A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. (7/7)
• Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven ... (6/30)
• To: Mr. John Hinckley ... (4/14)
• Two boys in Boston were playing basketball when one of them was attacked by ... (4/9)
• Little Jimmy was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children ... (3/29)
• French terror alert level raised: (3/29)
• When Clinton was still President, he returned after a weekend trip home to Arkansas... (3/24)
• While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Texas business Tycoon ... (3/22)
• A group of Texans are driving down the road, whooping it up .. (3/19)
• Pentagon officials believe they have been unable to locate Bin Laden ... (3/8)
• No wonder the idealists get so discouraged... (1/28)
• You Might Be A Republican If ...  (1/21)
• A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and behold, he lost his wallet ... (1/19)
• T'is the season for New Year's resolutions, and once again Inside the Beltway ... (1/7)

2003

• The division of the human family into its two distinct branches, liberals and conservatives... (11/28)
• The Queen and President Bush were riding in a coach to Buckingham Palace ... (11/21)
• Suggested Bush/Cheney '04 bumper stickers from our friends at the Democratic Party ... (11/7)
• I usually don't put links off the site (10/1)
• What is the truest definition of Globalization?  (10/1)
• For those who are complaining about how long the war is taking but: (9/8)
• Dan Rather, Jesse Jackson, Cokie Roberts, and a Marine were hiking through the jungle ... (8/25)
• The good news and the bad news for Saddam's doubles... (4/30)
• Dear Abby: I am a crack dealer in New Jersey ... (4/23)
• A friend of mine is an officer in the naval reserve. (4/18)
• A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. (4/11)
• Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil",... (3/24)
• Noticed anything fishy about the inspection teams who have arrived in Iraq? (3/21)
• In an effort to avert war, Bush travels to Baghdad to negotiate with Saddam. (3/19)
• What the newspapers you read say about you (3/17)
• The Complete Military History of France (3/7)
• A plane with 4 passengers is about to crash, but has only 3 parachutes. (3/3)
• Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all... (2/26)
• Senator Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening ... (2/24)
• Actual stories provided by a retiring Washington, DC travel agent of 30+ years (2/10)
• On a tour through America, President Bush visits a school to explain his policies. (2/5)
• Democrat vs. Republican In terms most of us can understand. (1/24)
• Have a few laughs with some classic George W. Bush quotes! (1/24)

2002

• A researcher announced the discovery of the heaviest element known to science (12/9)
• In the long standing White House Thanksgiving tradition ... (12/27)
• An Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced ... (11/1)
• Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table. (10/25)
• Ways to annoy your "politically correct" friends ... (10/18 & 23)
• An Arab Ambassador had just finished giving a speech ... (10/16)
• An older couple had a son, who was still living with them ... (9/25)
• A Senate Committee announced that a rescue of coal miners has been canceled ... (8/21)
• After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. (8/15)
• If Noah were in the United States today... (6/17)
• A man walked into a cowboy bar just as Bill Clinton appeared on TV.  (5/31)
• Changing the Channel (4/24)
• Clinton's solution for the prevention of hijackings (4/5)
• President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. (3/15)
• When NASA first started sending up astronauts ... (2/27)
• A journalist takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall (2/11)

2001

• A large group of Taliban soldiers are moving down a road (12/19)
• G.W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barber shop (12/17)
• We've all been putting in long hours but we've really come together as a group (12/12)
• Osama bin Laden, was not feeling particularly well ... (11/12)
• Bin Laden one liners ...  (10/19)
• Dear Abby, My husband is a lying cheat.  ... (7/18)
• How different forms of government look at Cow Ownership (7/16)
• Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days (6/15)
• A quick illustration of the basic problem of US government ... (5/12)
• George W. Bush, Albert Einstein and Pablo Picasso have all died. (4/18)
• More Bush'ism: "It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it." (4/17)
• There was Bill Clinton, George Bush, a blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady (4/10)
• A Colonel on his way home from the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic ... (4/6)
• Literal translations of some of George W. Bush's more popular Texas colloquialisms ... (4/2)
• Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie's lamp.  (3/30)
• The Democrat's Anthem (3/29)
• Political Philosophies Explained in Simple "Two Cow" Terms (3/28)
• An interview between a female broadcaster of NPR and Army General Reinwald ... (3/27)
• Ronald Reagan was very ill and it appeared that he might not pull through.  (3/23)
• A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. (3/21)
• President George Bush visited an elementary school ... (3/2)
• President "W" Bush gets an invite from the Queen to come and visit her in England. (2/28)
• Proposed Official names for the Clinton $1.7 million house in Chappaqua, New York (2/27)
• Clinton finishes his time on earth and approaches the Pearly Gates of Heaven (2/26)
• A man goes to the White House and asks to see President Clinton. (2/22)
• A tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco.  (2/20)
• A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street ... (2/19)
• Bush has nominated Dr. Hannibal Lecter as his candidate for US Surgeon General (2/16)
• Another political retread ... Lunch with the President (2/7)
• Wondering how long it would take before the old political jokes were updated? (2/6)
• Subject: Bush's acceptance speed (first draft) (1/26)
• Actual Bush Quotes: (1/25)
• The Ballad of George W. -  (I think you all know the tune) (1/12)
• Congress Passes Americans with No Abilities Act (1/11)
• Committee to raise a monument of Al Gore. (1/10)

2000

• Post-election bumper stickers (12/20)
• Maritime scholars have reviewed statistics regarding the Titanic. (12/19)
• Bush Legal Team Sues S. Claus (12/13)
• Breakdown map of counties won by George Bush and Albert Gore. (12/7)
• They can play 10 bingo cards at a time and not miss a number ... (12/7)
• What's the difference between Al Gore and a new puppy? (12/6)
• A proposed revision to the rules of golf is being sought in south Florida (12/6)
• I'm a BAD American. I'm Your Worst Nightmare. I am a Republican. (12/5)
• When Bill and Hillary first got married ... (12/3)
• I've followed elections since I was a lad And I've never before encountered a chad. (11/30)
• Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" (11/29)
• Lottery Winning Numbers  (11/26)
• 2000 Election Controversy set rhyme  (11/25)
• New Slogans for Florida  (11/25)
• Serbian deployed more peacekeeping troops to the U.S. Monday (11/20)
• The Palm Beach Pokey  (11/17)
• VP Gore is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy ...  (11/16)
• Al Gore thought it would be a good idea ... (11/4-5)
• A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing ... (11/4-5)
• Jerry Falwell was seated next to President Clinton  ... (11/2)
• Clinton mortgage application  (11/1)
• First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno ... (10/31)
• Here's something everyone should probably know (10/29)
• Hillary Clinton went in for her yearly check-up (10/29)
• Bill Clinton, Al Gore and George W. Bush died ... (10/27-28)
• For those who don't have time to watch the presidential debate ... (10/26)
• This is a moral question for you. It is an imaginary situation ... (10/22)
• Good afternoon. I'm Al Gore, and I'd like to tell you about myself ... (10/19)
• A woman went to her doctor for advice ... (10/12)
• Keepin good company!!! (10/10)
• Once upon a time, on a farm in Arkansas ... (10/9)
• The Ant and the Grasshopper (9/29)
• Education in Texas ... (9/4)
• Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients ... (8/22)
• A little boy goes to his Dad and asks, "What's politics?" (8/10)
• Wise Lucy (8/3)