November 2008 Additions

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	11/28
	Oops, didn't see that coming Ten Greatest Pick Up Line Comebacks It's Christmas time! Nasty things you can do at Wal-Mart Who said That? As I came out of the supermarket that sunny day... Do you know who is sitting in The Highest Position of the World?
	11/24
	Things That Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving, but Aren't... Only a Southern man can make you feel like a woman Political Correctness & The Horse Community A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend... Children learn from what they see... Canadian Police Chase
	11/21
	A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity... An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening... Music Appreciation The Best Golfisms Ever! New Alphabet Come to Australia Just a little bit closer ... closer ...
	11/19
	This collection of human body facts will leave you wondering... New Products For Tough Economic Times Signs That Your Horse Trials Is Getting Rained Out New Stock Market Terms How to Fix your Printer Guaranteed Fresh or your Money Back
	11/17
	A steeplechase jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse Only horse people... The She-Devil's Guide to Diving a Man Crazy A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas... Single dumbest contestant to ever get on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?' Best Ford Short Commercial Military Humor
	11/14
	A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience The convent had been presented with a new car, a red Mini Metro Signs That You Are Discriminated At Work Due To Your Age A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops Digital TV Conversion Size does Matter!! Sometimes it's better to have a SMALL ONE!
	11/12
	A minister was delivering a sermon on sin A woman walks into a butcher's shop... A women offered to care for the eight-year-old daughter of a neighbour... Amazingly Simple Home Remedies A young man named John received a parrot as a gift After flipping his hydrofoil, Jesus quickly leaves the scene...
	11/10
	A contestant on 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' had reached the final plateau Why engineers don't write recipe books Top 10 Signs Your Boss Is Spying On You What can ruin a restful evening How my little brother died That moment 'just' before the pain begins...
	11/7
	The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said... How to tell that your old incumbent shouldn't run for mayor again Over the past eight years Bush has provided us with endless amusement... Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you." Starting in 1941, an increasing number of British airmen... Amazing Japanese Mall Fountain The Beer Prayer
	11/5
	Little Known Facts You Can Live Without Recent Quips from Late Night Wifely quotes take 2 Newspaper Headlines with Double Meanings How a poor choice for a best man can really ruin a wending Redneck Bumper Sticker
	11/3
	When I went to get my driver's license renewed... Three friars were behind on their belfry payments... Things you shouldn't do while driving... A Site for Resting in Peace A man had to be taken to hospital still attached to a steel toilet... For those who think golf looks easy Why I drink Pepsi

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