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2/25
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In a trial, in a small SC town, a prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand.
After a hardy West Virginia rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys ...
A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside.
Why its important to learn to read English
2/23
The politician went to go out to the local reservation and to get the Native American vote
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has embezzled ten million bucks
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident
2/20
The Pastor was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going ask the congregation ...
Reasons Riding is Better Than Sex
Random one-liners
Why men shouldn't baby-sit - 2.
2/18
Abbot: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to her car ...
Handy Engineering Conversion
Microsoft Word for Blonds
2/16
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears.
The difference between margarine and butter ...
Proof that Angels do have wings
Why men shouldn't baby-sit ...
2/13
Letter from a Farm Kid . . . Now at San Diego Marine Corps Recruit Depot
Uses for Vodka ... other then drinking
A minister was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners ...
2/11
A very proper lady was planning a camping vacation for her Baptist Church group ...
Back in the late 70s, intelligence units in Northern Ireland were issued exploding briefcases ...
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux worked together and both were laid off ...
2/9
A guy buys a brand new Lincoln Navigator truck for $42,500 and has $560 monthly payments.
Eastern Europe is well known for its harsh winters.
In 1968, Herman James, a Tennessee Mountain man, was drafted by the army
Only in American ...
2/6
2004 Darwin Award Nominee Bill Henderson broke into a glue factory ...
It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new chief ...
A man walked into the ladies' department of a Dillard's Department Store ...
2/4
There were two Roman Catholic boys, Timothy Murphy and Antonio Secola ...
The coach had put together the perfect team for the Baltimore Ravens ...
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day.
Finally, the technical explanation all male strive to achieve..... understanding women take 3
2/2
Dear Tech Support ... Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 ...
One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people
A Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?"
Finally, the technical explanation all male strive to achieve..... understanding women take 2
12/1
I was thinking the other day ...
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators.
Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night ...
Life in America ... take 2
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