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	8/31
	Idle Thoughts from a Retired Person ... Horse Reality TV Shows Sayings written by Anthony de Mello SJ How to tell if you're driving too fast...
	8/29
	Signs That You Are Bored at the office Ode to the Spell Checker An 80-year old man goes to the doctor for a check-up. Stress test take 3
	8/26
	Sayings you'd like to see on office inspirational posters A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde in economy class gets up ... King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. Stress test take 2
	8/24
	A ninety-two year old priest was venerated by everyone in town The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The Blockbuster gerbils try out a new mouse ... Stress test take 1
	8/22
	Susan was driving in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman ... Last week I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58 The EU announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language ... Moving tips #48
	8/19
	Every night, Frank would go down to the liquor store, get a six-pack, bring it home ... Stages of an employee I want to thank all of you who have sent me your chain letters over the past year. What will happen if we lost the war on terror ... take 2
	8/17
	Many centuries ago the Pope decreed that all the Jews had to convert or leave Italy. Actual Wall Mart Job Application ... A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun What will happen if we lost the war on terror ... take 1
	8/15
	Mujibar was trying to get into America legally through Immigration A man showed up for work one morning A college professor, an avowed Atheist, was teaching his class. Hey check this out ...
	8/12
	If Abbott and Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, "Who's on first?" ... Blonde Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?" Timmy was a little 5-year-old and his mom worried about him quite a bit ... Nurse, go to the internet and long into Surgery.com ...
	8/10
	Bubba applied for an engineering position at IBM in Raleigh Out of the Mouths of Babes take 2 Moishe is driving in Jerusalem Why mechanics like to deal with most women!
	8/8
	Did You Know That? (Other uses for common household products) A blonde was speeding down the road in her little red sports car ... Dear Abby - I am a Vietnam-era deserter from the U. S. Army... Once upon a time there where three little pigs ...
	8/5
	Activities for the Inventive Receptionist George Carlin on ... A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the assistant for an inflatable doll A young priest gets up in the morning and goes to breakfast
	8/3
	You Know You're From New York City When ... A priest, a Pentecostal preacher, and a rabbi would get together for coffee and to talk shop. Moishe Rabinowitz in the late 1930s fled his native land of Germany The best Trained dog ever!
	8/1
	An elderly couple were celebrating their sixtieth anniversary Little Johnny's neighbor had a baby Deep in the back woods a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle of the night ...

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