November 2000 additions

My Little Sister's Jokes > Additions in April, 2001

	11/30
	An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. An old man was laying on his death bed I knew a blonde that was so stupid that ... It's Good to be a Man - part 1 I've followed elections since I was a lad And I've never before encountered a chad. More great signs to make you smile. . .
	11/29
	Army Vs Navy The airliner was sitting on the taxiway with all passengers aboard . . . A federal office worker finds a lamp in an old file drawer . . . The other side of exercising . . . I'll never forget the first time I took it in my mouth... Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
	11/28
	Idiots in everyday life . . . Something to ponder The Government of China announced today . . . A gynecologist tired of his work . . .
	11/27
	Clinton was asked his thoughts on the election . . . A man was sitting alone in his office one night . . . Insights from Will Rogers
	11/26
	Want to know what the #1 song was on the day you were born? Lottery Winning Numbers And they say computers are dumb Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to collect his wife's test results
	11/22-25 (Sorry, I need a break!)
	Even Monica Lewinsky voted Republican this year . . . When the thirteen colonies were still a part of England . . . 2000 Election Controversy set rhyme New Slogans for Florida I want to go back to a time when:
	11/21
	The Male and Female Elements Martha Stewart will not be dining with us this Thanksgiving A man spoke frantically into the phone . . .
	11/19-20
	Fool Proof Florida Ballot Serbian deployed more peacekeeping troops to the U.S. Monday Murphy's Horse Laws A man was sleeping one night when suddenly his room filled with light . . . This blond girl decides to buy some horses
	11/18
	A new business was opening . . . What not to say to a police officer! An old lady came into her doctor's office and confessed . . . A man was complaining . . . How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
	11/17
	Memorandum From the State of Florida Job description position for a Mom The Palm Beach Pokey
	11/16
	A note from the Queen to Americans regarding the recent election. The 5 questions most feared by men Becky was on her deathbed. . . VP Gore is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy . . . In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young woman . . . A man and a woman who have never met before . . .
	11/15
	Sixth grade science teacher Mr. Sampson asks his class . . . A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle . . . A farmer walked into an attorney's office wanting to file for a divorce. You have just received the Amish virus Life lessons learned from a dog . . .
	11/14
	One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home . . . Letter to the IRS A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. A partially deaf man goes into the doctor's office for a physical . . . Gender Speak A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. An accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal.
	11/12-13
	The most famous man who ever lived How to impress a client More Blond one Liners More totally useless things to know The two major party presidential candidates today agreed . . .
	11/10-11
	Once upon a time, in a nice little forest . . . My wife she has a Quarter Horse, with flaxen mane and tail The two major party presidential candidates today agreed . . .
	11/9
	Stages of a women's life It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just waking up. A young man in the Old West wanted to be the best gunfighter alive.
	11/8
	Last week I took some friends out to a restaurant . . . A door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman . . . Once upon a time there was a shepherd tending his sheep . . . Whenever your child/children are out of control . . . Application for Arkansas drivers license A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders . . . The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer
	11/7
	There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from Helicopter It is the year 2000 and Noah lives in the United States All cats go to heaven