Recent Additons to My Little Sister's Jokes

My Little Sister's Jokes > Additions for January 2009

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	1/30
	Red Skelton's Recipe for the Perfect Marriage This is very interesting and not the ending I had expected!!!! Proposed Rules for Major League Baseball You Know You Work for the Government If... How Aliens Fish Ceiling Mural in a Smoker's Lounge
	1/28
	Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew... How To Tell That Your Daily Newspaper Is In Trouble Thoughts On Aging The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard for long hours The Most Important Discoveries Winter sucks ... Do Dogs go to Heaven? Hysterical!
	1/26
	At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness A preacher dies, and when he gets to Heaven, he sees a New York cab driver... A journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse... T'was the month after Christmas, and all through the house... If my nose was running money Puppy love
	1/23
	Recent Quips from Late Night In 1969, Neil Armstrong appeared to have omitted an indefinite article... A man walks into a bar and orders a beer A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies The Art of Negotiation... Check your child's homework ...
	1/21
	The Devil tells a salesman, "Look, I can make you richer, more famous... A man was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them A philosopher went into a closet for ten years to contemplate the question CIA - Computer Industry Acronyms Next time a tele-marketer call you Corporate Logos--After the Crisis - Take 2
	1/19
	One winter morning a husband and his blond wife... Tools Explained Pet Peeves and A Joy How To Tell If Your Spouse Was on "Survivor" The Flood is over and the ark has landed Construction Ideas "Walk in closet" Corporate Logos--After the Crisis - Take 1
	1/14
	A tour guide was talking with a group of school kids at Yellowstone Park... Your Favorite Prescription Is Being Pulled? This year's worst puns... You Know That You've Overdosed on The World Wide Web When Christian the Lion Honey, can u take out the garbage?
	1/12
	A young man and his wife were having marriage problems... After a car crash one of the drivers is lying injured at the side of the road 12 Most common beer myths exploded Car Insurance Excuses Heavy Equipment Operators Final Exam Ford economizes with modified GPS
	1/7
	Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog... Rodney Dangerfield on life... Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the Governor's Mansion... A woman got on a bus holding a baby Your Firm May Be a Little Old Fashioned if…. Letterman on how George W. Bush did George Bush's Inbox ...
	1/5
	After serious & cautious consideration... When a company falls on difficult times... A man sat at a metro station in Washington DC and started to play the violin... Most people will at least have heard of great oratorio The Messiah - By Handel... The Top Ten George Bush Moments Freezing your ass off
	1/2
	The Crist family worked at a zoo. Each year they predicted the general luck... Ski Season Warm-up Budweiser Snow Fight

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